Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Everyones favorite funeral director is confusing. And fun.
We trashed Debbie's voicemail.
So today I learned how to shave a guys balls.
I had a dream that I went to prostitute school. And I totally bitchslapped, then plotted and executed my teacher's demise 'cause she was a serious bitch. Like evil stepsister bitch.
Then I had a dream that I went bowling with Mint and Genine and there was an arcade game about prostitutes that knew kung fu. And I could float.
Then I had another dream that Natasha and I went around, traumatising our school and I played the violin.
Pyrobovineaphobe (12:55:03 AM): WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BUDDY LIST.
Amusing Entity (12:59:11 AM): umm
Pyrobovineaphobe returned at 12:59:11 AM.
Pyrobovineaphobe (12:59:15 AM): *giggles*
Amusing Entity (12:59:16 AM): hi
Pyrobovineaphobe (12:59:22 AM): hello?
Amusing Entity (12:59:36 AM): I am me
Amusing Entity (12:59:49 AM): who are you?
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:00:22 AM): So far as I've been able to determine, I am either the personification of the Christ of Dinosuars, or a brownie.
Amusing Entity (1:01:10 AM): Dinosaurs have a christ? I'd just assumed they died at the same time so one of them was a christ, but none of the other dinasours could witness it because they were all dead when he was resurected
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:01:28 AM): It'd be lonely, to be the Jesusaur.
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:01:40 AM): Maybe he invented mammels to keep him company.
Amusing Entity (1:01:58 AM): sea cows
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:02:13 AM): Matinee manatees! In soup kitchens.
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:03:35 AM): mmmsoup.
Amusing Entity (1:03:49 AM): cream of broccoli
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:04:02 AM): Is that kind of like icecream, only with broccoli?
Amusing Entity (1:05:36 AM): maybe
Amusing Entity (1:05:40 AM): except in a can
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:05:52 AM): forcefed to small indonesian goats?
Amusing Entity (1:06:06 AM): and people in cambodia
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:06:23 AM): Khmer Rogue!
Amusing Entity (1:06:35 AM): Pol Pot!
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:06:45 AM): Yay genocide!
Amusing Entity (1:06:52 AM): YAY DEAD PEOPLE!
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:06:56 AM): glassesocide, too!
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:00 AM): he didn't like people with glasses.
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:03 AM): DEAD PEOPLE SMELL FUNNY
Amusing Entity (1:07:27 AM): not if you put them in a glass container
Amusing Entity (1:07:35 AM): *sealed glass container
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:39 AM): Like the Pope?
Amusing Entity (1:07:48 AM): Like stallin
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:58 AM): Stalin was my Pope.
Amusing Entity (1:08:25 AM): with a funny hat?
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:08:48 AM): what would a pope be without his silly hat?
Amusing Entity (1:09:15 AM): a guy with a cane
Pyrobovineaphobe (1:10:05 AM): bless you, my child
uh... yeah. I don't even know.
Somewhere in my room, there is a dead mouse.
Except I have no fucking clue exactly -where- it is.
The reason Mello's hair is so sexy isn't because he got hit by the sexy bomb, it's because after the sexy bomb he found Matt and Matt had a giant assed hairdryer that could kill people with its sexiness.
So they both frolicked off together, drying each others hair and blowing peoples brains out.
Guess what I found underneath my bed this morning!
A dead chipmunk.
Now my mom won't have to worry about it running around the house anymore =D
I would be just about the worst bullimic person ever invented.
So I go to the kitchen to try milk and orange juice, and I put some orange juice in a glass. Then I take out the milk, sniff it and say to myself "Ew... it's sour. I'm so glad I didn't use it." then pour the rest of the milk down the sink.